The Bundys decide to go on vacation, but get caught in traffic.

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they don’t have to go to Wanker county. Later, Kelly really gets sick, and Al needs to take care of her.

Al gets in a car accident and decides to sue the other driver.

Al gets left out of the softball championships thanks to the other Bundys.

Al takes offense to a man who dances with Peggy every night.

Kelly wants to be a spokesperson for a new car that came out.

After Al returns home from work with a bump on the head, he sees (or thinks he sees) six little green aliens stealing his smelly socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is that no one ever sees them but Al, so everyone thinks he’s crazy.

Al wants to have a vegetable garden. He finally makes one, but a rabbit keeps eating his crops.

With a move as simple as moving the couch, Al becomes the neighborhood hunk.

Kelly moves out after Al beats up another of her boyfriends.

Al actually has sex with Peggy after finding out he can make big money from a couple to make an heir for them.

Marcy tells Peggy that she had sex with someone last night. The person turned out to be Jefferson. She decides to have a wedding with him, all arranged by the Bundys.

Kelly dates a middle-aged man. This makes Al look big when the man says he knows some people.

A female dog comes into the house with Buck. The Bundys start paying more attention to her than to Buck after a matter of time.

Peggy decides that the bathroom needs redecorating and changes it into the color pink, which scares Al.

Al gets a job as a security guard at his old high school. He forgetfully lets someone from their rival high school take their trophy that they won at football, which creates problems for Al.

Al hears a song he heard a long time ago on the radio, and struggles to find out the name of the song.

Al tries to decide who to finance for, Bud and the White House, or Kelly and a contest.

Al and Peggy go over to Marcy's house while they're out, Bud goes out on a date, and Kelly babysits.

This episode talks about a spinoff of Married...with Children, followng the lives of two other men who follow a life similar to Al’s.

The Bundys get an air conditioner, but it uses too much power and takes away the electricity in the neighborhood.

The Bundys move into a supermarket and find out about a shopping spree. Bud and Kelly bother the judge of the contest.

The Bundys go on a trip, but the car breaks down while they’re in New Mexico and need the D’Arcy’s help in order to get back to Chicago.

The D’Arcys come over to help, but soon they discover there is gold there and develop a greed to find gold.

A man comes over to the Bundys, takes a look at Buck, and asks Al if he wants him to breed with his dog, and is offering big money for it.