Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, and they switch seats. Soon, Peg is called up for a free throw, which Al feels should have been his since it was his seat in the first place. It’s up to Peggy to make the free throw and win the $10,000.

Al meets his girlfriend from when he was young, and a gang seems to be bothering her. Al feels he should help her with the problem.

According to the Bundys, Bud was talking to himself, leading the family to think Bud has gone crazy.

Al begins having a huge stroke of luck after Peg reads his horoscope, but then he remembers the Bundy curse, which will eventually destroy him.

Marcy is trying to overcome stage fright, and decides to get rid of it in her bed, which doesn’t seem to be helping after a matter of time.

Bud and Kelly buy a car to share, but soon they end up fighting. That means they have to go on a double date.

Al meets the Grim Reaper. The other Bundys pose as the Village People after the real ones didn’t make it to Marcy’s Halloween Party.

Aaron is planning on getting married, but Al wants to tell him otherwise. In the meantime, Kelly gets stung by bees.

The women take over the bowling alley and the nudie bar. Al and his group are furious, and create the NO MA’AM group, and soon hack into the television.

It's the opening of the sports bar, and Al and Jefferson want to go, but the wives are making them go to a The Jeffersons live. They guys get Bud and Kelly to pose as them while they go to the sports bar.

Buck gets tired living at home, and decides to leave. But he gets captured by the dog pound later, and the Bundys need to get him back.

A couple of absent-minded surgeons have Al circumcised after misinterpreting instructions.

Bud and Kelly buy a jukebox for Christmas, and Al and Peggy fight over the TV.

Al and Peggy go away for awhile, and Kelly has her boyfriend over, who happens to ruin the couch. Bud and Kelly have to replace it before Al and Peggy come back.

Peggy’s face appears on a billboard outside the shoe store, which makes matters more annoying for Al.

The Bundys and D’Arcy’s fight over an apple tree, which soon leads to a war.

Al buys gifts for Peggy, and Bud finds a long lost Valentine’s Day card from years ago.

Al would get a new car if he gets a commercial done about his car hitting the 1 million mile mark. Unfortunately, while he was sleeping in the car, he accidentally shifted the gear, starting the gas while at 999,999.9 miles.

After finding out that his old high school football field will be destroyed, Al protests against it, going on a hunger strike. In the meantime, Kelly gets some bug spray for her commercial, using it on Bud and Buck, leading to some strange side effects.

After Al believes Jefferson is a spy, he will be given 50,000 dollars to reveal that to the Feds. He must decide between money or friendship. Obvious choice.

Peg is trying to win a radio contest, but needs help from Al, who just isn’t cooperating. In the meantime, Bud and Kelly try to buy concert tickets, but end up losing their place every time someone comes.

Al insults another fat woman yet again, and loses his parking space. He decides to go to a guru, called Ironhead Haynes, to seek some advice.

Al wants to see a movie on television, but needs to fix the basement doorstep first. In order to do that, he needs the flashlight, which needs batteries, and he needs to go buy them at the supermarket. Unfortunately, the computers that control the supermarket go down, locking him in the store.

Jefferson bets on a football game from Al’s advice, but the star player begins dating Kelly, and that puts a dampening on their game.

Al tries out for a game show, but doesn’t get accepted. He teaches Kelly about sports in order to win the prize money to buy a new television set, but could she be learning too much?